G M Fairy is a romance novelist and the creator of the Get In My Swamp series, a collection of small-town romance stories set in the Florida Everglades. Her books follow a recurring cast of characters and have sold over a million copies worldwide.
Pounded by Produce
Pounded by Produce
Synopsis
Pounded by Produce is a comedic, sexually explicit novella from G.M. Fairy, the author behind the Get In My Swamp series. Two priests, Robert and Laurent, wake one harvest-moon night transformed into sentient vegetables — a tomato and a cucumber. Kitchen worker Emily finds them mid-transformation, and the three are pulled into a steamy, absurd entanglement as the men shift back and forth between human and vegetable forms.
The book is a deliberately over-the-top parody entry in the self-published "monster erotica" niche, played for comedy as much as heat.
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Characters
Miss EmilyProtagonist
A kitchen worker who discovers Robert and Laurent mid-transformation.
General RobertProtagonist
A priest who transforms into a tomato.
LaurentProtagonist
A priest who transforms into a cucumber.
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Frequently asked questions
Is this book part of a series or a standalone story?
This title functions as a standalone narrative, though it shares the same author and thematic approach to subverting well-known stories as other works by G. M. Fairy.
Does the author have other books with similar themes?
The author is known for a collection of whimsical and unconventional romance titles, including works like Get In My Swamp, which similarly reimagines familiar stories through an erotic lens.