Characters in What the Hell Did I Just Read

Main characters

• John Cheese

  Dave's best friend, and an unreliable witness in his own right when the story turns to him.

  Also in John Dies at the End, This Book is Full of Spiders, If This Book Exists, You're in the Wrong Universe

• Amy Sullivan

  Dave's girlfriend, and one of the three narrators the book hands the story to in turn.

  Also in This Book is Full of Spiders, If This Book Exists, You're in the Wrong Universe