Characters in John Dies at the End

Main characters

• David Wong

  The narrator, who tells the story as a reluctant witness and insists most of it is not his fault.

  Also in This Book is Full of Spiders, If This Book Exists, You're in the Wrong Universe

• John Cheese

  Dave's best friend, loud and relentlessly flippant, and the one who drags him into the soy sauce in the first place.

  Also in This Book is Full of Spiders, What the Hell Did I Just Read, If This Book Exists, You're in the Wrong Universe