J.R.R. TolkienFantasy · Fiction·1892–1973
Farmer Giles of Ham
Synopsis
Farmer Giles is a stout, reluctant hero in a fictional corner of medieval England called the Little Kingdom. When a deaf and short-sighted giant blunders onto his land, Giles fires his blunderbuss in alarm and accidentally drives the giant away — earning a sword called Tailbiter from a grateful king and an undeserved reputation for heroism.
Things escalate when the dragon Chrysophylax Dives arrives, hungry and cunning, and Giles must use his new weapon and his wits to survive an encounter that neither party expected to go well. Tolkien writes in the mock-academic style of a medieval chronicler, complete with a tongue-in-cheek preface explaining the story's 'historical' origins.
The result is a gleeful satire of heroic legend and courtly bureaucracy, stuffed with linguistic jokes and a dragon who is considerably more reasonable than the king.
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How it reads
Prose complexity 3/10
















