Unhinged

Tana's front door has watched over her for years, quietly falling for her long before it had a way to say so. When her stalker landlord starts closing in, the door — Drys, a demigod under a curse — is granted a temporary human form so he can warn her and stand guard.

Keeping him in that shape means Tana has to hold up her end of an unusual bargain with her own front door. A short, self-aware paranormal romance about an object-turned-man protector and the woman he's guarded in silence — comedic in tone, explicit in content, and a complete standalone.