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Book cover of Man, F*ck This House (And Other Disasters)
Man, F*ck This House (And Other Disasters)Brian AsmanAnd Other Disasters, book 1

Characters in Man, F*ck This House (And Other Disasters)

4 characters, main characters first.

Main characters

  • Sabrina Haskins

    A bored and disillusioned homemaker who moves with her family into their dream home, only to experience terrifying visions and strange noises.

Supporting characters

  • Damien Haskins

    Sabrina's precocious, highly intelligent, and deeply unsettling ten-year-old son who has a fraught relationship with his mother.

  • Hal Haskins

    Sabrina's husband, a reverse mortgage salesman prone to dad jokes, bland observations, and sports analogies.

  • Michaela Haskins

    Sabrina and Hal's teenage daughter who is caught up in the family's move and her brother's strange behavior.