How to Cook and Eat the Rich

Set in a post-apocalyptic London, this Tor.com original short story is told entirely as a sales pitch: a mysterious salesman invites the listener into an exclusive subscription eating club for those who want to dine on human flesh.

Underneath the dark comedy of the pitch is a pointed satire of class and consumption — who gets eaten, who gets to eat, and how easily the language of luxury subscriptions can be turned toward the monstrous.