Assholes Finish First

Assholes finish first is a collection of crude, self-deprecating anecdotes about drinking, sex, and the social misadventures of the author's early life. Told in a relentlessly irreverent voice, the stories parody the "nice guys finish last" trope by showing how a reckless, unapologetic attitude often cuts corners to get ahead. The book debuted at number three on The New York Times Best Seller list and became a staple of the early 2010s comedy-book boom.